There is a movie where Rob Schneider wakes up as a teenage girl. It is on TV two or three times a day. Every time I catch a minute of it, I'm like: right on, The House Bunny.
But it never is The House Bunny.
I finally broke down and put it in the queue because Juli is not the only one around here with the arts and culture. Anna Faris is tops. Did you ever see Keanu? Tops.
What's that now? The occupation of America?
Yeah, I heard about that.
There are certain words and phrases that you hear your whole life, but their meaning is revealed to you all at once when context grabs you. What a weird sentence. Here is an example: Someone tells you about a video game they are playing, and you think: I don't give a shit.
Then it hits you.
You have always said "I don't give a shit" like you mean "I don't care." But now that you have heard the story about the video game, you realize that the value of the story is worth less than the value of your own shit. I. Don't. Give. A. Shit.
Context.
Well, the occupation of America has given me the context to really understand the phrase "crying shame." It's a crying shame. Goddamn it. It's a crying shame.
Emma Stone is also tops.
I'm working on a new movie. It is also not The House Bunny. It's called Pulling Push Doors and it has a really small cast. No one is taller than five feet.
Heh.
I think a lot of the people I usually work with are starting to be like, "Hey, dude. How come I'm not in your movie?" I know. I know. It's not you or that thing you said. If it makes you feel any better, I'm not in it either. No cameo. But you really shouldn't have said that thing. Words hurt. Fuckball.
All of the people you fooled around with in high school are someone's parents now or dead.
This was pretty random.
But it never is The House Bunny.
I finally broke down and put it in the queue because Juli is not the only one around here with the arts and culture. Anna Faris is tops. Did you ever see Keanu? Tops.
What's that now? The occupation of America?
Yeah, I heard about that.
There are certain words and phrases that you hear your whole life, but their meaning is revealed to you all at once when context grabs you. What a weird sentence. Here is an example: Someone tells you about a video game they are playing, and you think: I don't give a shit.
Then it hits you.
You have always said "I don't give a shit" like you mean "I don't care." But now that you have heard the story about the video game, you realize that the value of the story is worth less than the value of your own shit. I. Don't. Give. A. Shit.
Context.
Well, the occupation of America has given me the context to really understand the phrase "crying shame." It's a crying shame. Goddamn it. It's a crying shame.
Emma Stone is also tops.
I'm working on a new movie. It is also not The House Bunny. It's called Pulling Push Doors and it has a really small cast. No one is taller than five feet.
Heh.
I think a lot of the people I usually work with are starting to be like, "Hey, dude. How come I'm not in your movie?" I know. I know. It's not you or that thing you said. If it makes you feel any better, I'm not in it either. No cameo. But you really shouldn't have said that thing. Words hurt. Fuckball.
All of the people you fooled around with in high school are someone's parents now or dead.
This was pretty random.
