Moving On

For the past few years I have been blogging on blog.com about travel. Remember all those good times we had? Uganda, Holland, probably some other places – I was there, and I wrote about it. Well, they are all gone now. The bidet in Berlin, the lack of deodorant in Poland – good times. Good times. Maybe they are gone for a while and maybe they are gone forever, but blog.com has not been loading for the past couple of weeks, so I am moving on.

Hello this site.

Now about you: welcome or welcome back! You are very pretty I hope you will indulge me as I blather about nonsense. You will? Gee that is swell.

About this blog: I am just a regular jerk from Albuquerque and I report to you as such. It is best for you to be from Albuquerque to fully appreciate my random silliness because I take Albuquerque with me wherever I go. If you are not from Albuquerque, you should probably come visit some time. We put chile on everything.

About me: I write this in hotel rooms and hostels and AirBnBs and airports and cafes. While I am a for-reals writer, I take liberties with spelling and basic grammar in this blog. I do not edit. I think this style allows a certain authenticity and it allows me to be lazy. The only type of editing this blog receives is from my wife who warns me if I might be being culturally insensitive, offensive, political, or use words like cuntrag. As in: Donald Trump is a cuntrag.

Okay, we are all caught up now.

I am in Albuquerque with most of my packing done. Tomorrow is the last rehearsal with The Reptilian Lounge House band. I will be playing the guitar for the Lounge on tour. Tricklock is also taking the shows Her Murder Ballad and Fingermouth to New York, Kiev, and Krakow.

Wanna come?

Oh good. I was hoping you would say that. Keep your passport in your front pocket and get ready to wash your socks in the shower. It’s time to get all cultural and shit.