Train of Thought

Sometimes I have million-dollar ideas. I tell you the thing, you run with it, everybody makes money. Perfect right? I had a million-dollar idea in Amsterdam for a small utensil that would remove the core of an apple. Apparently this device has existed for some time and is actually called an apple corer.

I totally want one, and everyone thinks it is just so hilarious that I was not aware of them. Catherine wants someone to invent some kind of wall portal that will keep her from being trapped in her house – like a window, but it goes all the way to the floor.

Everyone is a comedian.

Holland is just as pretty as ever. I took thousands of pretty pictures, and I look forward to showing them to you one day. Team Pom Pom stayed in one of those buildings you’re imagining.

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Juli and my room was in the top of the A, and we had to bend as we walked across it. Juli said it was like Harry Potter’s room under the stairs.

The woman who sold me coffee this morning sang to herself in English as she served me. It was kind of: “Now I give you the coffee… Now I give you a napkin…”

I am on a train on my way to Berlin. The only business I have in Berlin is to catch a different train. After Berlin I will go to some other place to catch a train, and then eventually I will get to where I am going. Kiev? Is that a thing?

 

Let’s find out.

Catherine and I are playing a game called If Jason Was Here. You can play at home if you’d like. Here is what you do: take any situation and decide how Jason would make it better if he were there. For instance, I am writing this blog. It’s fine. But if Jason was here, he would have chicken wings for everyone and a sweet mix of rock songs through the ages.

Sometimes Juli doesn’t LOL, but she LI (laughs inside.)

One last thing about Catherine: she always wants a cup of hot water. It might have something to do with saving money.

Here is everything I have learned about Ukraine so far:

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Okay. The train. Y’all hear about this? After riding rails for 23 hours, we were ready to get off at the next stop, which was supposed to have been Kiev. It turns out, we still had another 24 hours to go. The mighty Team Pom Pom stayed strong and after 45 hours our asses are now in Ukraine. Teams Dragon and Radio Flyer have also arrived.

Sounds like a party.