Okay, the fucked up part is: I totally went to Poland and The Netherlands, and I didn't write a word about it. I don't really have a reason why I didn't write about it. One of those things. As always, I took Albuquerque with me. I was just quiet about it.
That's over now.
Now it's time to go to another state and another country and another state. Intrigued? Good. I'm going to need you to grab your extra AC/DC wallet, your passport, and a million dollars in Colombia bucks. Download Google Translate, get your walking shoes, your boogie shoes, and grab something to read. I am hitting the road, y'all, and I'm taking you with me.
Okay, the fucked up part is: I'm not taking Catherine with me. Weird, right? I've never been to South America without that chick. Weirder still, I will be meeting Daga from Krakow there. What? I'm confused. So like, dragons and arepas and squares and cuadranos? Buenos dobry?
Stay tuned, rockers. As soon as it makes sense to me, it will make sense to you.
I have been distributing my new movie Pulling Push Doors all across the world. The most popular place to watch it is on Amazon Prime. That platform has the audience already built in, so I do what I can to boost the audience's interest. It occurred to me a while back that my Prime audience might grow if I posted Psycho Bettys From Planet Pussycat. Yeah, it totally worked. Enough eyeballs are finding Pulling Push Doors that I have decided to put Flicker on Prime as well. Look for that if you're interested.
Here's some more news PPDland. Your friend Starr booked me and the movie in Chicago. That's why we're going to another state after another country. Perhaps I will develop new opinions about pizza styles. That would be good for everyone.
Okay, the fucked up part is: I wrote a play, like, a year or two ago and I forgot about it until recently because I had to send off my final draft. I laughed at my own jokes several times. I totally get my sense of humor. I would read particularly funny parts aloud to Juli, who would pacify me with, "I know. I know. I read it yesterday."
I guess you are not supposed to laugh at your own jokes, but you have to understand, they were new to me in a way. It was like your goofy friend was on a roll, but your friend was you. It'll happen to you. Let me know when it does.
Well, this blog is just as cohesive as it ever is. I am hitting the road and bringing my movie.
Wanna come?
That's over now.
Poland
Now it's time to go to another state and another country and another state. Intrigued? Good. I'm going to need you to grab your extra AC/DC wallet, your passport, and a million dollars in Colombia bucks. Download Google Translate, get your walking shoes, your boogie shoes, and grab something to read. I am hitting the road, y'all, and I'm taking you with me.
Okay, the fucked up part is: I'm not taking Catherine with me. Weird, right? I've never been to South America without that chick. Weirder still, I will be meeting Daga from Krakow there. What? I'm confused. So like, dragons and arepas and squares and cuadranos? Buenos dobry?
Stay tuned, rockers. As soon as it makes sense to me, it will make sense to you.
I couldn't find one of Catherine and Daga, so here's this.
I have been distributing my new movie Pulling Push Doors all across the world. The most popular place to watch it is on Amazon Prime. That platform has the audience already built in, so I do what I can to boost the audience's interest. It occurred to me a while back that my Prime audience might grow if I posted Psycho Bettys From Planet Pussycat. Yeah, it totally worked. Enough eyeballs are finding Pulling Push Doors that I have decided to put Flicker on Prime as well. Look for that if you're interested.
Here's some more news PPDland. Your friend Starr booked me and the movie in Chicago. That's why we're going to another state after another country. Perhaps I will develop new opinions about pizza styles. That would be good for everyone.
Bitchin'
Okay, the fucked up part is: I wrote a play, like, a year or two ago and I forgot about it until recently because I had to send off my final draft. I laughed at my own jokes several times. I totally get my sense of humor. I would read particularly funny parts aloud to Juli, who would pacify me with, "I know. I know. I read it yesterday."
I guess you are not supposed to laugh at your own jokes, but you have to understand, they were new to me in a way. It was like your goofy friend was on a roll, but your friend was you. It'll happen to you. Let me know when it does.
Well, this blog is just as cohesive as it ever is. I am hitting the road and bringing my movie.
Wanna come?
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